One new iPhone, two new thumbs

Can this piece from the North Denver News be ridgy-didge?

Thomas Martel, 28, of Bonnie Brae is a big guy. So he has a hard time using the features on ever-shrinking user interfaces on devices like his new iPhone. At least, he did, until he had his thumbs surgically altered in a revolutionary new surgical technique known as “whittling.”

Readers - please do not do this!!

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